1. Baby does not like the taste of polysporin
2. My husband's shirts are a spit-up magnet
3. Keep an eye on the umbilical cord, sometime it goes missing
4. My baby is a champion freestyle swimmer
5. My little girl is more proficient at peeing on us than any boy (she even got the delivery nurse and the pediatrician's scale...twice)
6. Babies occasionally experience projectile pooping
7. Baby morphs into a werewolf at night
9. My baby is Houdini
10. At least 10% of the breast-milk ends up on the outside of baby
I am glad my husband and I have a sense of humor. I have decided it must be a prerequisite to having a child. As we laugh and try to get some much needed sleep, we also count our blessings. We have a beautiful healthy baby girl and the Lord to provide we need to be loving parents.
So funny. You two are on an adventure for sure!
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